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1. She’s on the table
2. She has an uncapped pen
3. She has a twenty dollar bill down on the table*
4. She’s ON the TABLE!
5. Easy access to decorative, sales flingable toilet paper.
6. Green socks with an orange and magenta jumpsuit? Tim Gunn would not approve.
7. SHE’S ON THE TABLE!!!!!!!
* Wrong because she doubled down with the dealer showing a ten.
